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  • Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
  • Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
  • People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
  • A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
  • A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
  • No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
  • I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
  • I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
  • Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
  • I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
  • Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
  • Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
  • My life needs editing.
  • Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
  • Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
  • I never said most of the things I said.
  • If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
  • Reality continues to ruin my life.
  • If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.
  • I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
  • All men are equal before fish.
  • I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
  • If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
  • TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
  • If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
  • I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
  • I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
  • If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  • There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.
  • As for our majority… one is enough.
  • I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
  • We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.
  • Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
  • Include me out.
  • One man is as good as another until he has written a book.
  • I saw a stationery store move.
  • Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
  • Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
  • Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
  • I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I’m funny, and I’m a good person.
  • To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
  • You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
  • It’s hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
  • I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
  • If something is shocking without being funny it’s hard to justify.
  • I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
  • You know what’s funny to me? Attitude.
  • If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
  • Everybody’s funny if you love them. Everything funnier when you're supposed to be quiet.. 
  • Who needs television when there is so much drama on Whatsapp.
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
  • I have a date, um how do I get skinny by tomorrow?
  • A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her….
  • If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch.
  • Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • People who have Mobile Contacts like ‘Mom 2’, ‘Dad 2′ scare me:|
  • My favourite type of people are the relatives who give me bucks when they leave. ?
  • You look like a before picture.
  • Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
  • 3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.
  • People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
  • All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.
  • Great power comes with great electricity bills.
  • Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3
  • On the other hand…you have different fingers.
  • I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
  • Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo
  • When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy
  • A lazy person is the one who can turn a call into a missed call.
  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  • I hate math but I love counting money.
  • I really wanna work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ?
  • I love cakes and cakes love me back perfect relation happy ending 🙂
  • I try to avoid things that make me fat …… Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs … ?
  • When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.
  • we live in world of smart phones and stupid people ?
  • Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
  • It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
  • Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
  • Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! ?
  • My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  • I don’t like people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. WALKING IS FREE.
  • I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough ?
  • I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂
  • Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
  • When I was a kid, I used to wake up early just to watch cartoons.
  • I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.
  • I feel my phone vibrate sometime even when it s not in my pocket
  • I was watching a tutorial on Whatsapp about how to sleep but it was so boring that I fell asleep
  • I love car rides so much that I actually get disappointed when we reach our destination.
  • I am not LazY i’M jUst on my eNerGy saViNg moDe.
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.